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As soon as @richwarrenger gets his money, im’a mug ‘im!

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Me and my wife. Fuck everybody else, sort of.

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Karens app made me fabulous!

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naturalass:

Wouaw !

Look at those gloves! What a professional!

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teddyadair:

I look like a concerned extraterrestrial.

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#trudymonkthedog

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Me and my mate #trudymonkthedog

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This is my niece and I love her so flippin’ much! She looks just like my little sister when she was that age! I can’t wait to see her again!

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What the fuck?

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Making the most of the weather!

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I was on a walk yesterday in the meadows when I was approached by a shirtless, muscle clad, middle age, drunk welshman. He was dripping with water when he approached me. I was greeted with the words ‘a tenna!’ To which I automatically thought I was definitely being mugged! He then realised I was confused and said ‘over there!’. This time I thought he’d left ten pounds on the other side and was expecting me to get it! ‘Me and you, a tenna, over there!’ And the penny dropped! This drunk, middle aged, wet, muscly Welshman was challenging me to a race! Me! A race! In water! I quickly replied ‘I’m alright thanks mate’ and that’s when the look of disgust appeared on his face, like he was gagging on a stray pube he’d managed to get wrapped around his uvula! He told me how he’d been drinking for 2 days straight and then said the last two words he would ever say to me. ‘Wigan Pier! I declined the offer, again, shook his hand and walked off quickly to get some food, Hoping that there’s more on the menu than a knuckle sandwich from a shirtless, muscle clad, drunk, wet, middle aged welshman! He’s lucky, I tell you!

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Fun in the sun w/ @krenbug @knuckledustard and @vicky_h_ was pretty fucking sweet!

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Creamy!

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Creamy!